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Each chapter carries a subversive checklist, a litmus test to cut through the noise, and a reality check, because this book refuses to sell you utopian promises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt is the companion to \u003cem\u003eUnfuck the Fuckery\u003c\/em\u003e. One handles the external systems. The other handles the internal patterns those systems create. 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